Stanislaus River — Kegger Backpack

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Poetry of the Kegger

The annual Haiku Contest — five-seven-five has never been so mountain-adjacent

The Kegger Backpack Haiku Contest has been running since at least 1986. Entries are submitted in the weeks before the Kegger and the results are announced — or at least discussed — at camp. The standard of judging has always been generous. The standard of subject matter has always been consistent: beer, the keg, the river, the fire, and the general condition of the participants.

What is a Haiku?

haiku (HY-koo) noun — A form of Japanese verse having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables respectively, involving allusions and references to nature or seasons.

From Japanese haikai no ku (comic verse). As Takiguchi observed: "Poetry is bottled wine; Haiku is bottled poetry."


1986 entries

Ancient summer gathering

Timeless inebriation

Flows through our minds eye

Sian Lamott · 1 June 1986

Laughing we share all…

Keggites compare estranged lives

Under giant green pines

Mitch Lorens · 11 May 1986

2001 — Contest Winner

The keg, it was full.

We drank and drank and drank

The keg, it was empty

Phil Webster · 2001 Kegger Backpack Haiku Contest Winner

2002 entries

The island magic

Gathers and settles us like puppies

Happy, howling young pups

Luke Mather · 21 April 2002

2003 entries

I went for the keg

Met some girls, drank some beer

I am so sorry!

Ryan Proctor · 21 April 2003

Ryan was missing late — very late — Saturday night and thought to be lost. He was to come down with the 11:22 pm keg run. His pack was heavy. Concerned friends assembled a search team, but Ryan found camp just as they were about to leave. He had been writing his haiku and took his time.

Down by the sandy beach

The children frolic and play

Parents drink the beer

Perg Weby · 23 May 2003

Granite cliffs, blue skies

Drinking Kegger Backpack beer

We sleep under bracken ferns

Aron Weby · 20 May 2003

2004 entries

Young nymph-like, our women

Dart from fire to keg and back

Lyrical their laughter is

John Baird · 12 May 2004

The man drinks like pig

And passes out in clean tent

Boots, dirt, sand and vomit cling

Elaine McGee · 16 April 2004

Loud roar, running streams

With background thunderstorms

Pack on back, keg in hand

Karri Kennedy · 2 April 2004

John Baird — additional entries (year unknown)

Where lies my lady?

Crumpled by the keg she lies,

Six miles the keg she carried

John Baird


Submit your entry for the 2026 Kegger Backpack Haiku Contest.

Three lines. Five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. Subject matter: the keg, the river, the fire, the forest, the people, the condition you were in when you wrote this.

Send entries to: Philnowsays@gmail.com