Stanislaus River — Kegger Backpack

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Trivia Contest

50 years of history — how much do you actually know? Click any question to reveal the answer.

These are the real Kegger trivia questions — the ones asked around the campfire at someone who's been coming for thirty years and should definitely know the answer by now. Best played after the first round from the keg, not before.

People & Personalities

1. What did Ed want to know about a pig's ass?

Is it pork!

2. How did Cross Top Turner get his name?

When he hit his head on a rock in Pretzel's, the bump caused his skin to split. Ask him to show you.

3. Who was king of the critical jump, and where was it?

Tom Dulay. The Critical Jump was a mighty leap from camp to a sandbar across the creek. Tom did it in his bare feet.

4. Name two people who have fallen into the fire.

Tom Caton and Denny Maple. (Others may apply.)

5. What campfire act was The Moose famous for in the first seven years? What usually happened?

Moose liked to lead singalongs. During performances, he would back up into a log and fall over backwards.

6. Who yelled 'Send up the fat boy!' — and what did it mean?

Steve Dean, calling for Moose to join the group up on the observatory.

7. Who brought the first lawn chairs?

Phil Webster. This is why the invitation has said B.Y.O.L.C. (Bring Your Own Lawn Chair) ever since the 10th annual.

8. Who is the oldest person to attend the Kegger Backpack (so far)?

Jack McGonigle, at age 70.

9. Besides Tom Fun, who has been to the most Kegger Backpacks?

Mike W.

10. Who was the first baby brought to the Island?

Airiana Lee Mejia Harvey.

11. What treat does Paula sometimes bring?

Good brownies.

12. What does Teresa make for breakfast?

Breakfast burritos. And boy are they good.

13. What do the girls that don't drink beer usually drink?

Peach vodka shots. In the old days it was White Russians.

Snakes, Animals & Wildlife

14. What did Jeff's girlfriend find by his tent? What happened to it?

A rattlesnake. Mike put it in a sleeping bag stuff sack and released it across the river.

15. What is the dumbest thing anyone has done at a Kegger Backpack, and what were the consequences?

Someone picked up a rattlesnake, got bitten, and almost lost his life. He still has nerve damage to two fingers. Never pick up a rattlesnake.

16. What animal stuck Charlie (Gary S.'s big black lab)?

A porcupine — twice in the same year. It took hours to remove the quills from his face and paws.

17. What animal left the tracks Jeff found on the beach?

A black bear — the only reported sighting in 24 years.

18. What did Dan the Dog ride down the river?

A giant snowball.

19. Who was the last dog to be carried out, and why?

Stephen's dog Bear had torn paws from the granite. Bear needed a carry out.

The Places

20. Why is the pool called Pretzel's?

In high water, the current swirls around the corners, back toward the middle — it looks like a salted pretzel.

21. What is the name of the rock at Pretzel's pool? Why?

Boner Rock. You have to see it.

22. Why do we call it B.A.S.?

B.A.S. stands for Bare Ass Slide. Shorts really slow you down.

23. Where are the Jacuzzi and the underwater tube?

They are in the slide area between the cars and camp.

24. Where is the observatory? What is it used for?

A big clear slab of granite on the east boundary of camp, used for stargazing. And for yelling 'Send up the fat boy.'

25. Where is the beach?

It moves with the meander of the river. In recent years it has been on the river, southeast of the main fire area.

26. What plant grows waist-deep out by the point?

Ferns.

27. Where were the beetle trees? Who found them? What happened?

Jeff and Tom M. found Bark Beetles in the twin trees behind the main fire circle. They killed them with a fork and cauterized the holes.

28. Other than showing off the scar, what are the twin trees used for?

Breaking long branches for the fire — a variation of Rock Fu.

29. How many trails are there to the Island?

No one really knows, but legend says there are 27 main trails with offshoots — and all trails lead to the Island.

30. Where were the two alternate sites? Why? And who got lost finding the first one?

Alt spot 1 was down the highway — road closed by 6 feet of snow. Alt spot 2 was the Scout camp — road washed out by creek. Ask around about who got lost.

Gear & Tradition

31. What year did invites start saying 'LCAO'? What does it mean?

10th Annual. 'Lawn Chairs Are Optional.' Tom Caton was the only one who figured it out before the party without help.

32. What was wrong with the souvenir sold at the 18th Annual?

The writing around the beer top said 1991, but the year was 1992. A copy-and-paste error from the previous year's logo.

33. What souvenir was sold at the 17th Annual? What did it cost?

Blue and red beer huggies (koozies). They sold for $2 at the time.

34. What slogan appeared on the 20th Annual t-shirt?

'Drink Like a Fish' — along with a trout wearing a Kegger t-shirt, sitting on a lawn chair, drinking a keg by the big tree.

35. Who drew the original keg-carry logo?

Tom McGonigle traced the original logo from a photo of Gary, John, and Mike carrying a barrel. Jane O'Meara drew the current version for the 10th Annual invitations. Brian J. put the beer-top border around it.

36. What are the old stretchers made of? Who made them? Who made the current steel one?

Wood 2x4s, made by Tom M. at his dad's shop. Ed W. designed and made the current steel stretchers. The paint job (camouflage) is the work of Brian J.

37. What gets buried below the big tree?

Horseshoes.

38. What is the most kegs drained at the Island in a single year?

6.

39. How did we get a small keg to Pretzel's?

By carrying a 5-gallon keg down on an old backpack frame in recent years.

40. Who tried to carry a 15-gallon keg in by himself? Did he make it?

Ted. He did not make it — though witnesses said they had no doubt he would have if the knapsack he was using had not broken.

41. What kind of beer were you most likely to have during the first five years?

PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon).

Adventures & Incidents

42. Who saved the keg the year it was carried down the wrong side?

Gary Stockton jumped in and rescued a keg that was quickly drifting downriver, still attached to a stretcher.

43. What 8-inch surprise did the group get one morning?

Snow!

44. What was so special about the big hail storm?

Thunder and lightning, right in the valley. You could feel it to your bones.

45. Who had the Kegger spot the year we didn't?

A Boy Scout troop.

46. What was so cool about the secondary campfire the year they didn't have a fire?

They were using candles to light the area.

47. What was the fire controversy at alt spot #1?

A pitch-filled log was burning outside the fire pit. They eventually dragged it into the river.

48. Where did Brad catch those big fish? What did Gary make him say first?

Brad caught them the night before at the lakes above the public camp. But Gary had him tell everyone he caught them in the river near camp — before anyone got out of bed.

49. What was the ranger's name who first came to camp? What happened next?

Ranger Rick. Once the group realized permits were free, they made him issue them to almost everyone in camp.

50. What did Shawn use to slash his palm?

The whiskey bottle he was carrying on his night walk into camp.

51. Who did they carry out and why?

Christen — her back went out and she could not stand.

52. What long word did the kid belch?

Buick Riviera.

53. What similar drinking/backpacking party was starting around the same time?

The Tequila Break-Out (T.B.O.) in Big Sur. They found the drink — and the hangovers — too harsh. The tradition ended after three brave attempts.

54. What year did it snow, and why wasn't Pat there?

Pat will know the year. He wasn't there because his daughter Rachel was being born.

55. What was the game called when you hit objects into the river with a stick?

Pinecone Baseball.

56. What is the Art of Rock Fu?

Using large rocks or branches to break logs for the fire.

57. What sport (other than beer drinking) are you most likely to see played in the middle of the Island?

Horseshoes.

58. What was it about MaGee's shorts that had everyone singing 'liar liar'?

They were black shorts with red and yellow flames — pants on fire.


The Origin of SoooooDeeeee

This question comes up every year and deserves the full answer. Here it is, straight from the source — Tom McGonigle and Pat Williams.

The Sodee Holler — the complete history

"By the time I went to work at the Scout camp, Pat, TC, and 'Dirty' Dick had established a drinking spot part way up the Wolfboro Freeway. They called the spot a 'Holler' and the reason they went there was for sodee — beer. The call of SoooooDeeee was the yell they used to stir up camp while drinking at the holler."

— Tom McGonigle

"Dirty Dick and I were not drinking beer when we found Sodee Holler. We discovered the Holler and immediately recognized it for what it was: a power spot. We tested the acoustics, found them superior, and named the place the 'Holler.' We made plans to return with beer and friends to christen the place. Around that time, we got to know the old marine who called beer 'so-dee.' By the time the beer was gone, the holler was refined, and Sodee Holler is history."

— Pat Williams

I think the old marine's name was Jose. — Tom